February 2012
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
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There, I put it on reddit. →
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just caught myself sitting here thinking about how sad I’m going to be when Maru dies.
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ARE YOU FICKING KIDDING ME!
Go out downtown Saturday night and get blasted. Walking out of the bars a guy asks me if I have any cash because he has no money and needs a cab. I have no cash so we walk to an ATM. The ATM seems to eat my card. So I say I’m sorry I can’t help you out. Order a new card the next day. Card comes today and activate it, upon activating it I find that I have a negative balance. Turns out...
January 2012
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do you dare mock the son of a shepherd?
crippledbypizza:
WatchOhhhh so that’s how he did it!
Hummer limo downtown sounds good.
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Chipotle for dinner… on my way home I stopped at Best Buy to use some gift cards… bought a Wii Fit… came home and “worked out” for 30min… needed a cigarette immediately afterwards… Now I’m heading out to the bar… Not sure how effective the Wii Fit is going to be. But I now know I’m good at hoola hooping! :D
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my sexual frustration has reached an all time high… I blame you…. this is ridiculous!